Youll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again : One Womans Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

English

ISBN: 1439176280

EAN: 9781439176283

Category: Humor / General

Publisher: Touchstone

Release Date: 06/18/2010

Synopsis: Can?t a girl dress like a hooker, dance like a stripper, and kiss like a porn star and still be a nineteen-year-old virgin? You?ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again is the laugh-out-loud story of an attractive Los Angeles woman who found herself in the predicament of being an unwilling virgin. As an actress, writer, and stand-up comedienne, Heather McDonald passed up ample opportunities to have her V-card revoked by handsome, rich, and sometimes even fabulously famous men, but she could not bring herself to do it until well after her friends had been deflowered. As Chelsea Handler so lovingly puts it, Thank God Heather waited twenty-seven years to lose her virginity or she wouldnt have any material for this book. Whether in a backseat, a community pool, or a sports stadium, with a frat boy, a doctor, or an A-list celebrity, Heather McDonald knew how to turn those boys blue. Unlike putting out, blue balling might not have paid her rent or landed her free trips to Hawaii, but it did provide her with hilarious stories and adventures in her search for true loveand, ultimately, her very own happy ending. Now, Heather McDonald will never blue ball in this town again.

Youll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again : One Womans Painfully Funny Quest to Give It Up

Illustrated: No

Format: Paperback

Height: 0.8 inches

Width: 5.5 inches

Length: 8.44 inches

Weight: 8.75 oz

Pages: 272