Diva Code : Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do

English

ISBN: 1401323162

EAN: 9781401323165

Category: Humor / Topic / Relationships

Publisher: Hyperion Press

Release Date: 01/31/2009

Age Range: 18-null

Synopsis: From one of the most famous--or infamous--divas of our time, Miss Piggy, comes THE DIVA CODE: 10,000 IDIOTIC THINGS MEN DO...AND OTHER FABULOUS FACTS OF LIFE EVERY DIVA NEEDS TO KNOW. Over the years, Miss Piggy has gleaned, glommed, and garnered wisdom about whats wrong with everyone else and whats right with her. And now, in the latest book from the Muppets, Miss Piggy is ready to share all of her best advice on love, fashion, career, attitude, and her secrets of diva-dom! And as an added bonus, it will help release your inner diva, so you can get what you deserve and give others exactly what they deserve! A few of the idiotic things men do... HES JUST NOT READY TO COMMIT - Lets begin with one of men and frogdoms all-time idiotic offenses.You give him the pleasure of your company (plus untold hours of prep time) and in return hes not willing to commit to anything. Mention a romantic getaway, a steady and exclusive dating policy, a long-term relationship, marriage...and he runs for the exits! WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: The best defense is a good offense, which means that you must never give up trying to make him commit. Remember: Never stop being offensive. HES STATUS OBSESSED -- Its all about the label, the fancy car, the platinum-encrusted watch, the vacation place in Gstaad, the showy perks. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Give moi his number. HES A NARCISSIST - This guy can usually be found at the gym defining his triceps, biceps, bicuspids, you name it. And when hes not pumping iron, hes primping in front of the mirror-tweezing, conditioning, moisturizing and otherwise invading your personal grooming space. WHAT VOUS NEED TO DO: Ask yourself if hes such a hunk that hes worth it. If so, get more mirrors. If not, dump him...but get more mirrors anyway. After all, narcissism isnt a bad thing if its about vous.

Diva Code : Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do

Illustrated: No

Format: Hardcover

Height: 0.62 inches

Width: 5.75 inches

Length: 7.88 inches

Weight: 8.64 oz

Pages: 144