Thank You Notes

English

ISBN: 0892967412

EAN: 9780892967414

Category: Humor / General

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Release Date: 05/14/2011

Synopsis: Thank you, slow walking family walking in front of me on the sidewalk. No, please, take your time. And definitely spread out, too, so you create a barricade of idiots. I am so thankful that you forced me to walk on the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to pass you so I could resume walking at a normal human pace. Jimmy Fallon has a few people and a few things to thank. In this brand-new book, the very first to come from his show, he addresses some 200 subjects in need of his undying gratitude. Each page will feature one note and a photograph of its recipient. But why read any more about formatting when you could just read a few more samples: Thank you, guy whose chair made a farting noise, for prompting him to spend the next 20 minutes awkwardly shifting around trying to re-create the noise, so people would know it was just the chair. Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for being 16 and acting like a stripper at the Teen Choice Awards. If you REALLY wanna piss off your dad, why not just cut off his allowance? From Hilary Clinton to a light bulb he is too lazy to replace, these are the moments and memories that make Jimmys life a little bit fuller.

Thank You Notes

Illustrated: Yes

Format: Paperback

Height: 0.36 inches

Width: 5.0 inches

Length: 7.13 inches

Weight: 7.69 oz

Pages: 176