Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank : And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

English

ISBN: 0312339933

EAN: 9780312339937

Category: Humor / General/Humor / Form / Essays/

Publisher: St. Martins Press

Release Date: 09/08/2006

Synopsis: Celia Rivenbarks essays about life in todays South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible Celia Rivenbark is a master at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, youll discover: * How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disneyworld (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) * Secrets of Celebrity Moms (dont hate them because theyre beautiful when there are so many other reasons to hate them) * EBay addiction and why It aint worth having if it aint on eBay (Whoa! Is that Willie Nelsons face in your grits?) * Why todays childrens clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues * And so much more! Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line.

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank : And Other Words of Delicate Southern Wisdom

Illustrated: No

Format: Hardcover

Height: 0.91 inches

Width: 5.74 inches

Length: 8.55 inches

Weight: 14.82 oz

Pages: 272