No Redneck Left Behind : Facing the Real World after Gettin Your Diploma

English

ISBN: 1401602312

EAN: 9781401602314

Category: Humor / General

Publisher: Nelson Incorporated, Thomas

Release Date: 01/29/2012

Synopsis: If youve ever had a job that paid daily, or youve been fired from a construction job because of appearance, or there are three generations of your family currently working at McDonalds, No Redneck Left Behind is the gift book for you. Lets face it. You might be a redneck if . . . You were ever fired for shooting spitballs. The family business requires a lookout. Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand. Youve ever been promoted to dishwasher. Youve spent more time on parole than on payroll. You work at the 99? store for the employee discount. The only diploma you have on your wall is from DUI school. Your medical plan is not to get sick. You park in handicapped spaces based on your SAT scores. Your savings account is the ashtray in your truck.

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No Redneck Left Behind : Facing the Real World after Gettin Your Diploma

Illustrated: Yes

Format: Paperback

Height: 0.26 inches

Width: 5.14 inches

Length: 7.04 inches

Weight: 3.84 oz

Pages: 96