Git-R-Done

English

ISBN: 0307237427

EAN: 9780307237422

Category: Humor / General

Publisher: Crown Publishing Group

Release Date: 10/01/2005

Synopsis: Git-R-Done is chock-full of fart jokes and straight talk about America. I sat down one day and said to myself, Larry, youve done it all. Youve got three gold records, a successful DVD, a hit TV show, a picture of Shania Twain givin ya the finger, and most important, the high score on Frogger. What more could you possibly do? Then I started thinking about writing a book. I wanted mostly to write Git-R-Done for all those good Americans who just wanna laugh like I do. Come on inside and hear me make fun of Janet Reno, Rosie ODonnell, and my fat sister, who caused a twelve-tray pileup in front of the caramel nut rolls at the country buffet. Im gonna tell you why Dick Trickle is my hero, why we need to get back to good ol common sense, and why I prefer a picture of the Last Supper with NASCAR drivers as the disciples over just about anything. Lord, I apologize! The book will go down in history as one of Americas most important events since the breakup of Aldo Nova. Even my mom liked the bookheres what she said: Theres really not much I can say here except for I apologize to everyone ahead of time for the crap you are about to read. Git-R-Done is just plain funny, I dont care who ya are! Also available as an eBook.

Git-R-Done

Illustrated: No

Format: Hardcover

Height: 0.98 inches

Width: 5.86 inches

Length: 8.47 inches

Weight: 14.43 oz

Pages: 288