Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

English

ISBN: 0446552445

EAN: 9780446552448

Category: Humor / General/Humor / Topic / Relationships/

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing

Release Date: 03/08/2010

Synopsis: WHAT . . . A RIOT! Life doesnt get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author ofAre You There, Vodka? Its Me, Chelseadelivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. Family moments are fair game, whether its writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. Its open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesnt talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good! CHELSEA HANDLER ON... Being unpopular: My parents couldnt have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that werent purchased at a pharmacy. Living with her boyfriend:Hes similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesnt cry when he wakes up. Appreciating her brother:Hes a certified public accountant, and I have a real life. Arm-wrestling a maid of honor:It wasnt her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed.

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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Illustrated: Yes

Format: Hardcover

Height: 1.0 inches

Width: 6.0 inches

Length: 8.5 inches

Weight: 13.3 oz

Pages: 256