Are You There, Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea

English

ISBN: 1416596364

EAN: 9781416596363

Category: Psychology / Human Sexuality/Humor / Topic / Relationships/Family & Relationships / Interpersonal Relations/

Publisher: Gallery Press, The

Release Date: 12/24/2009

Synopsis: When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher powervodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea???s worlda place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.. In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she???s convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn???s daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin , deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It???s Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today..

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Are You There, Vodka? Its Me, Chelsea

Illustrated: No

Format: Paperback

Width: 5.31 inches

Length: 8.25 inches

Weight: 8.25 oz

Pages: 272